New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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