they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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