so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
