Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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