The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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