I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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