hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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