i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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