does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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