I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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