i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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