Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
