Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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