Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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