I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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