Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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