I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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