Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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