i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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