If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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