Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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