id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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