You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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