Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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