just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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