I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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