doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
