the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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