ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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