Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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