im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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