All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
