i just google imaged poop.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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