He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
