So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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