you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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