so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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