But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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