Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
