Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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