I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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