you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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