so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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