This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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