when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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