Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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