tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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