so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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