Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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