i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
