ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Text me some of your sweat
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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