I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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