Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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