i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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