i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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